From: Chssept@aol.com Subject: Trapped in a tiny container. My wife was curious about the International Mr. Leather which comes to Chicago each Memorial Day weekend. Actually, not so much the contestants but the boutique which goes with it, open free to the public. As we were walking down the aisles, she stopped at one booth which had a very small curved piece of metal on the table. I couldn't see what it was until she turned it over and we could see on the bottom that it was shaped like a pair of testicles. "Wouldn't this look cute on you?" I thought for sure she was kidding. But she was not. I guess it was all this Clinton/Lewinski stuff that made her think that possibly someone offer me oral sex, and that I would accept it. Not a bad idea, now that I think of it, since she rations out her sex very thinly, always leaving me wanting more. But I would never consider cheating on her. Well, cheating in the full sense of the word. A visit to a massage parlor, for example, is not cheating in my book; they can feel my privates thru my underwear but as long as it goes no more, I'm OK in my mind. I tried to protest that I had done nothing to warrant wearing this but she went ahead and bought it anyway. But the worst was yet to come. She asked one of the clothing places if there was a changing room, and we went in. "Strip!" She took the new device, put my privates thru the hold provided, and then the two hinged halves came together where there was a securing ring and then a place for a padlock behind the balls. Man, that was a squeeze. I'm not really well-endowed, and I wonder what someone who is would do with this. But I went in and had no loose skin sticking out to be squeezed. You'd think that was enough, but it was not. She picked up my pants and led me out of the room, over to a booth which sold leather cuffs, and locked my hands behind my back. One more stop, a booth selling leashes; she bought one, snapped it on to the ring at the end of this metal contraption and led me around from booth to booth to further see what there was. With her carrying my pants, and my hands secured behind my back, there was no way I could hide my humiliation. I protested and she did suggest we could add a gag. I knew she meant business and quite while I was "ahead." She gave me my pants back as we left and released my hands. But the penis protector has remained on since then. There is a hole in the end for urinating so there is no reason in her mind to take it off. Could someone PLEASE give me a suggestion on how I can convince her to release my innocent penis? Charles